Quotes John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams....

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply o...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn imme...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set ...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got ...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alon...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful ...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments....

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and ca...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if y...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful wo...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Mi...

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad....

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float....

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't kn...

Sex:  the thing that takes up the least amount of...

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dream...

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful...