Quotes Jimmy Piersall

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he sai...

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day....

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on th...

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple ...

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing bette...

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won....

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigar...

Nutrition makes me puke....

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. ...

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best cl...

You can't even look at an umpire anymore. Baseball can be a ...

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear....