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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the u...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his deci...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in ...

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who ...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hil...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average...

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a he...

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-est...

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some ...

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom an...

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candida...

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor o...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes V...

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give ...

Politics is just show business for ugly people....

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The...

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10...

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. So...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that ...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that dri...

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't w...