Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. I...
Quotes Groucho Marx
I find television to be very educating. Every ti...
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the chang...
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy....
I find television to be very educating. Every ti...
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Sinc...
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it....
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask h...
Humor is reason gone mad. ...
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the chang..."Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 99...
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down ...
"Television is where you watch people in your living room th...
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."...
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough....
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of...
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to mak...
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it ever...
"Women should be obscene and not heard."...
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."...
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me f...
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have othe...
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