Quotes George Bernard Shaw

Our ideals, like the gods of old, are constantly deman...

Some men see things as they are and ask why.  Oth...

Property is organized robbery. ...

The power of accurate observation is commonly called c...

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, ...

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would ...

We should all be obliged to appear before a board ever...

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a pur...

All dress is fancy dress, is it not, exc...

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten thin...

It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have ...

No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing...

Virtue is insufficient temptation. ...

Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are i...

Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are i...

All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used...

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can'...

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people be...

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad. ...

Never waste jealousy on a real man:  it is the imaginar...

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the win...

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowled...

Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or oth...

If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd nev...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?  ...