Quotes Garry Shandling

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has ...

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. ...

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the firs...

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash t...

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don...

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where V...

I actually want to adopt a child that looks like me and that...

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting...

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor pr...

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I...

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity becau...

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest....

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was...

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I...

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag....

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearin...

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients ...

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don'...

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it....

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a...

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much....

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone...

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of...

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind o...

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '8...