Quotes Fred Allen

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the u...

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good...

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life ...

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent...

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will ...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an ...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing b...

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talen...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be d...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it wi...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each oth...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each oth...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a ...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that ...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin....

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing ...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the colleg...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people ...

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own am...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full fro...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full fro...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television....