Quotes Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children...

Andy Warhol made fame more famous....

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when yo...

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying....

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male t...

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring transs...

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq....

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as the...

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance s...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like do...

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely...

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confect...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet....

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about thi...

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for b...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality....

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whe...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has b...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What ...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my ...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find ...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lo...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a swe...

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide ...