Quotes Earl Wilson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into n...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember ...

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thi...

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it wa...

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're sc...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard fart...

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when y...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simp...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you...

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phon...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits ti...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a cou...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it....

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to se...

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when ever...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do somethin...

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbin...

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously....

Science may never come up with a better office communication...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if...