Quotes Douglas Adams

A common mistake that people make when trying to design some...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President s...

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and m...

For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, n...

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he ...

He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be y...

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally ...

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to...

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe...

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as th...

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ha...

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end ...

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so ...

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons....

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at ...

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just g...

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground....

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a l...

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without ha...

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems ju...

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-ex...

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to r...

Life is wasted on the living....

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, min...