Quotes Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscienc...

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it ...

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerat...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill exc...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will a...

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it...

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them depriv...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children hav...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the...

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new fun...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,...

If people concentrated on the really important things in lif...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would ...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it migh...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vege...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that s...

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the go...

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without...

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by peop...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full...

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never g...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never...

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brin...

The reason people blame things on previous generations is th...