Quotes Dick Van Dyke

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't wa...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uni...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss mu...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. Thi...

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people....

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the tru...

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the ...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids....

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show...

I loved to fall down....

I never made a good movie....

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our b...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along an...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two mont...

I think there has to be some credibility to the humor, espec...

I took a few too many falls in my life....

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on th...

I wanted to be a radio announcer....

I was always in show business but in many ways was not reall...

I was in all the plays and everything. But I don't know, at ...

I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I g...

I'd like to put my feet up eventually. I'm approaching my 75...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit....