Quotes Dick Gregory

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giv...

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civ...

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned....

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - j...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude...

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to schoo...

I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to ...

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist....

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open marke...

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine o...

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still ...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a ri...

Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the rac...

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are mad...

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as t...

We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wr...

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because...

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That i...

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits ...

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well ...

Baseball is very big with my people.  It figures....

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, b...