Quotes Dave Barry

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go wit...

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a foot...

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of ...

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I...

The leading cause of death among fashion models is fal...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply re...

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I...

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not fo...

Nobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get u...

"I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get ...

"You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling go...

""Look closely at Central America, and try to imagine what w...

"The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future T...

"I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry ...

"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly i...

"I realise that I'm making gender-based generalizations here...

"You should do your own car repairs. It's an easy way to sav...

"Males have a lot of trouble not looking at breasts. What is...

"I have not felt remotely cool for a long time, thanks large...

"Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there,...

"Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming pub...

"In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you f...

"Karate is a form of marital arts in which people who have h...

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, g...

"I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stori...