Quotes Dave Barry

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and sav...

What, exactly, is the Internet?  Basically it is ...

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthl...

The Internet is a giant international ne...

The Internet is the most important single development ...

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a la...

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with mess...

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbe...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is t...

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged American...

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, an...

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled w...

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for th...

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who hav...

Without question, the greatest invention in the histor...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball a...

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season;...

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees w...

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with ...

I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV n...

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem...

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store...

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, w...

User, n.  The word computer professionals use whe...

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with mess...