Quotes Dave Barry

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with yo...

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people...

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they ha...

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gr...

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique b...

The Internet is the most important single development in the...

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future th...

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling t...

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on the...

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television....

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of ag...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totall...

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely h...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the ...

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered m...

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look c...

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just lik...

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition...

The word user is the word used by the computer professional ...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explai...

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an...

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States...

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarra...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. ...