Quotes Dave Barry

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on whi...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweig...

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but the...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans...

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for exa...

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 17...

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralp...

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to kn...

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business....

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you ...

Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do i...

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only...

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'....

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billi...

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always b...

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that ...

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assu...

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn,...

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the...

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for th...

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to bec...

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximatel...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the ca...