Quotes Brendan Behan

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops....

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice....

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done...

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every nig...

I am a daylight atheist....

I am a drinker with writing problems....

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with socie...

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman cou...

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds....

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death...

I wish I'd been a mixed infant....

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks....

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke....

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they h...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment...

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough....

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have...

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cel...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is...

The most important things to do in the world are to get some...

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obit...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There ...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absenc...