Quotes Bob Newhart

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'...

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always...

Funny is funny is funny....

I don't have a stack of scripts....

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think t...

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate th...

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have...

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's t...

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degr...

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and...

I'm very open to the up-and-comers....

I've been a very lucky actor....

It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that ...

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schi...

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have...

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from a...

The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, ...

The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not...

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not abo...

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last...

Laughter gives us distance.  It allows us to step...