Quotes Ben Elton

I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a...

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to crit...

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is...

Most of my work isn't directly autobiographical. It tends to...

My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they've re...

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thi...

People who get through life dependent on other people's poss...

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal ...

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing eve...

We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, tha...

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'...