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All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work...

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your m...

The difference between try and triumph is a little ump...

Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looki...

Some people dream of success... while others wake up a...

People know you for what you've done, not for what you...

God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think ...

Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobo...

My wife says I never listen to her.  At least I t...

No one is listening until you fart. ...

People who snore always fall asleep first. ...

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday m...

There is no hope for a civilization which starts each ...

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's ...

I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake....

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. ...

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ...

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilizati...

Kittens are angels with whiskers. ...

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast...

No heaven will not ever Heaven be
Unless my cats ...

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a perso...

Hug Department:  Always Open ...

Arm ourselves for war?  No!  All the arms we...

A hug is a handshake from the heart. ...