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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,...

But whether we have less or more,
Always thank we...

A lie may take care of the present, but it has no futu...

If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it. ...

Beware of the half truth.  You may have gotten ho...

Always tell the truth.  Even if you have to make ...

Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty i...

Always tell the truth.  If you can't always tell ...

The quantity of consonants in the English language is ...

English is a funny language; that explains why we park...

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual.
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Words want to be free! ...

Conversation is the slowest form of human communicatio...

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ...

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're fee...

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog al...

A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to ...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags h...

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards ...

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise...

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than h...

Children are for people who can't have dogs. ...

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excite...

In trying to get our own way, we should remember that ...

A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are ...