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Home is where you hang your @. ...

I wish life had an Undo function. ...

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so grea...

Mac users swear by their computers.  PC users swe...

Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. ...

Some people can hack it, others can't. ...

The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just...

What boots up must come down. ...

Windows is just DOS in drag. ...

Computers must be female.  No one but the creator...

Computers must be male.  As soon as you commit to...

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who inven...

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who...

Old card players never die, they just shuffle away.
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You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you...

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a ...

A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set...

I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of w...

Take care of the earth and she will take care of you.&...

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them.  We sa...

Every day is Earth Day. ...

We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their ...

Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time ...

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unr...

The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic w...