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The most important thing in communication is hearing w...

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you m...

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ...

Never argue with a fool.  Someone watching may no...

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't do...

A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ...

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them in...

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoot...

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. ...

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. ...

Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in revers...

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. ...

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewher...

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ...

If it draws blood, it's hardware. ...

In God we trust, all others we virus scan. ...

Jesus saves!  The rest of us better make backups....

RAM disk is not an installation procedure. ...

The attention span of a computer is only as long as it...

There are 10 types of people in this world:  thos...

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hamm...

A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ...

Apathy Error:  Don't bother striking any key....

At least my pencil never crashes! ...

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, C...