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Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people. ...

It's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt, and t...

Housework is something you do that nobody notices unti...

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty eno...

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your...

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glanc...

Law of the Workshop:  Any tool, when dropped, wil...

A clean house is the sign of a boring person. ...

Cleanliness is next to impossible. ...

They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take th...

This mess is a place! ...

I like hugs and I like kisses,
But what I really ...

Please don't feed the dust bunnies. ...

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine,
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Dust is just a country accent. ...

Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to t...

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ...

There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on m...

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housewo...

Skip like the wind! ...

Skipping is inner joy and outer joy. ...

The best advice is this:  Don't take advice and d...

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advic...

We hate to have some people give us advice because we ...

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
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