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On Hallowe'en the thing you must do
Is pretend th...

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luc...

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra...

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick dea...

To the lamp of love:  may it burn brightest in th...

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on cred...

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. ...

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of ...

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapo...

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them in...

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a commi...

A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form th...

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the c...

An apology is a good way to have the last word. ...

It's easier to apologize than ask for permission. ...

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usual...

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all do...

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient ...

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dyi...

In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God a...

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in thi...

A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - "Here...

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a r...

Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yo...

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned kn...