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The stars are the street lights of eternity. ...

What you need to know about the past is that no matter...

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuc...

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're...

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird...

Invest a few moments in thinking.  It will pay go...

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your m...

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get ...

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but do...

Today is the last day of some of your life. ...

Without geography, you're nowhere. ...

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you'r...

And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you...

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him...

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting ...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse get...

A great name for a new country song:  If I'd Shot...

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile i...

Who says nothing is impossible.  I've been doing ...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned t...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her fr...

Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the...

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by ...

Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imaginatio...