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Home cooking:  where many a man thinks his wife i...

Guys are like roses.  You've got to watch out for...

Censorship offends me. ...

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by z...

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all do...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ...

The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machi...

Trigonometry is a sine of the times. ...

Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is....

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is...

Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling....

God is real, unless declared integer. ...

There was a young man from Trinity,
Who solved th...

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all do...

Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything...

Tennis begins with love. ...

Never say, "oops."  Always say, "Ah, ...

Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes inter...

Things could be worse.  Suppose your errors were ...

Just because you make mistakes doesn't mean you are on...

Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may r...

I get a kick out of soccer. ...

Why is there only one ball for 22 players?  If yo...

Up to five goals is journalism.  After that, it b...

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty...