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The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival o...

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. ...

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack e...

The Internet is full.  Go away. ...

Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new websi...

The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic re...

Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the com...

It was a typical net.exercise - a screaming mob poundi...

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. ...

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catc...

If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anyt...

The two rules of procrastination:  1) Do it ...

Someday is not a day of the week. ...

The best way to get something done is to begin. ...

You know you are getting old when it takes too much ef...

I do my work at the same time each day - the last minu...

Procrastination is like masturbation.  At first i...

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never da...

Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. ...

Where does the white go when the snow melts? ...

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, bu...

Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled. ...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window. ...

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ...