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Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank...

There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, J...

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all ...

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.&...

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ...

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for s...

A dirty book is rarely dusty. ...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassm...

I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.  The chick...

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of ...

Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection....

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that the...

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: ...

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ...

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I ho...

Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ...

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the mor...

The difference between light and hard is that you can ...

Kinky is using a feather.  Perverted is using the...

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what...

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ...

Our love could change the orbit of the earth.  So...

Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the pi...

Make your optimism come true. ...