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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job...

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ...

Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were ...

The best time to start thinking about your retirement ...

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous...

His speeches to an hour-glass
Do some resemblance...

The best way to sound like you know what you're talkin...

Chemicals, n:  Noxious substances from which mode...

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettu...

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. ...

Recipe:  A series of step-by-step instructions fo...

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hun...

Camping:  The art of getting closer to nature whi...

Backpacking:  An extended form of hiking in which...

How is it that one careless match can start a forest f...

It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our...

Democracy is a government where you can say what you t...

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposit...

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the ...

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other ...

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself t...

Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed wi...

Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultiv...

Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rock...

The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the b...