Quotes Author Unknown

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.&...

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?&...

I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minu...

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change...

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sur...

Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.
...

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousan...

There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, t...

Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies a...

All men are created equal, then a few become firemen.&...

Firefighters save hearts and homes. ...

Firefighters - your worst nightmare is just another da...

Firefighters are hot stuff! ...

Hug a firefighter and feel warm all over. ...

If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being...

What you call a hero, I call just doing my job. ...

Firefighting - one of the few professions left that st...

Volunteer firemen do it for free! ...

Firefighting is all about ass - busting ours to save y...

You might be a firefighter if your kids are afraid to ...

What is a firefighter?
He's the guy next door.......

You might be a fireman if you've ever said, "she's...

You might be a firefighter if you've ever smoked and t...

You might be a firefighter if "climbing the corpor...

You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off a...