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Some folks wear their halos much too tight. ...

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expec...

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.
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Love is like a butterfly:  It goes where it pleas...

Flowers and butterflies drift in color, illuminating s...

God pours life into death and death into life without a drop...

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn'...

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. ...

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reason...

Divorce:  The past tense of marriage. ...

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-i...

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are remin...

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the w...

Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all ...

Marriage means commitment.  Of course, so does in...

My wife says I never listen to her.  At least I t...

Mistress:  something between a mister and a mattr...

Mother-in-law:  a woman who destroys her son-in-l...

Bachelor:  the only man who has never told his wi...

Wedding rings:  the world's smallest handcuffs.&#...

Home cooking:  where many a man thinks his wife i...

Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence. ...

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had...

It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how d...

Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with...