A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just lik...
Quotes Artie Lange
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie th...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do....
But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good ...
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I d...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine....
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the la...
I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on th...
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics...
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to ...
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking....
If I get lucky enough one day to have Howard's money and lif...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern...
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you do...
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 mi...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at th...
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life....
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job whe...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life....
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