Quotes Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back ...

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressur...

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their s...

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse....

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hou...

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do lit...

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of th...

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf....

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands...