Quotes Allan Sherman

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York...

After the Lincoln Hotel people showed their colors by demand...

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wan...

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it w...

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began ...

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay t...

I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to li...

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings wer...

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, ...

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hou...

My new Sex Image was an immediate hit. Richard Burton hasn't...

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill....

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land whe...

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in...

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality...

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each pu...

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if ...

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will...

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't...