Mario Rocco
46 hits
Memory is what tells a man that his wife's birthday was yesterday.
Danny_DeVito
20 hitsThe son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the...
E._Joseph_Cossman
26 hitsThe best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget i...
Erma_Bombeck
16 hitsA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electr...
Bob_Dylan
17 hitsYesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's suppo...