Dennis Miller
75 hits
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George_Carlin
16 hitsThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where ...
Author_Unknown
71 hits
There are three stages of a man's life: He belie...
Lisa_Bonet
27 hitsA group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We...
Dom_DeLuise
55 hitsWhen I was with Reagan they had a Santa Claus suit that fit ...