Rita Rudner
25 hitsMy husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
25 hitsMy husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Lenny_Bruce
22 hitsThe only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake...
Jason_Ritter
21 hitsFake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all o...
Sharon_Stone
24 hitsWomen might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole ...
William_S._Burroughs
18 hitsYou can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good mea...